when i get bored and theres one other person wiv me.. we do random shizzzz...
no not wat ur thinking.. we dont do that.. we write downt questions to answers we dont no and vise versa.. lol
tis very funny some of the answers we get.. so i thought i should share with you sum of the good ones.. ohkazay!! here we goo!!
this lot is from a while bak... with me and my sis.. who is hitting me off atm.... grr... anyways...
(Laurens questions) (red= beth)
Q. What is your favorite sex toy? A. Vanilla tities
Q. To what extent is your dumbness? A. Elephant spiders
Q. What is the meaning of life? A. Mary Poppins
Q. What does your hair smell like? A. Nose hairs
Q. Who or what is your best friend/s? A. Those bloody Asians (in angry accent)
Q. What do you rub all over your face? A. Nobbys nuts
Q. What did you say to the Nazis to make them retreat? A. I raped your mum, but she raped me first
Q. What do you say to guys to make them go out with you? A. 69 bottles of beer aren’t good for your stomach unless you drink it and throw it up and shove an anti inflammatory down your coin slot and up your arse hole
Q. What makes you taste so good? A. JIZZ!!!!!! BAHAHAHAHA
Q. What were your final words before you died? A. You look like a horse on fire and in the rain with thunder and lightning witch a porcupine stuck to your arse (directed to Phil) lol, nah, I love you Phil
Q. You’re stuck in a closet with nothing in it but a shoe and everyone is outside waiting for you to come out what do you do? A. Go to Hollywood, look for Jessica Alba’s, husbands, brothers, cousins, sons, dogs poo and take it to a fluffy pink bunny (F.P.B) and transform it into a R.P.B and take the world by surprise into complete domination and yet still having nothing on but a shoe
(Beth’s question) (red=lauren)
Q. What do you like to stick up your nose? A. Popcorn
Q. What’s the answer? A. Beth’s legs are hairy
Q. What do you eat for breakfast in a cocoon? A. My friends (^_^)
Q What did you say to Australia after WW1? A. Poles are fun to play on
Q. If I asked you to go out with me what would you say? A. Sweaty arse cracks aint what they used to be
Q. If you’re in a paddock all alone and there are no toilets what do you do? A. Run around like a monkey screaming the song ‘I’m a Barbie girl’
ok this next one is from me and tanya!! we are the aswomest ppl in the world.. *i wonder if shes told her friend wat i said bout her.. lol* anyways moving on....
Q= tanya A= Lauren
- what is ur advice to young girls growing up? Jump up and down and yell ‘that’s fuckin teamwork!’
- what do you scream out during sex? pussyfart
- Name your fav sex toy? asscrackers
- what did the jew say to santa? Beth’s a dickwanker
- your catchphrase lollipoops taste like rainbows
- the name of your biography fish chicken
- what will you call your child cock (funny voice)
- what will you order from Zanzibar? Butt monkeys
- favourite book ass crack
- what you call your cookie fuck buddies
- what would you say to pink this world is full of panda bears
- wat do u say during hot kinky sex? Ice munching buckets
. an antelope came up to you, what did it say? purple pants are so yesterday
. what turns you on? Minty freshness
when can people stop having babies? Anytime leather is involved
. what does your shit look like first thing in the morning? Big and shiney
what do you do in your spare time? Take off everything and roll around in gold body paint
ok and lastly.. these are the new one between me and myotter!! (p.s. myotter =sabrina) lol
Q=myotter A-me!!
you are about to be raped, what do you say to ur raper? chinese asain say waaaaa!!!?????
what are you going to dream bout tonight? ima black ppl
you randomly see a naked guy on ur front lawn, what do you do? go suk on a dick!!
whatis ur favourite past time event? raping your mum!
Q=me A= myotter
if jesus appeared in front of you and wanted to take you to heaven, what would u say to him? CHICKEN!
what do you like to put down ur pants? i have none...
gay marrage become illegal, why?? i know you loveme, thats why...
wat do you say to syop ppl from raping you? peace is not peace without force
you just saved the world from annihilation, how did you do it?? im bored, wanna sex? sure
ok this was 100% not made up!! i swear!! these were all genetic random Q and A and i dodnot change them to make em match.. if they did it was purely by accident!!
ok wel here is the ppl who i did this with!!
this is myotter.. she hates pikx.. (which explains why this is the best pik i have... lol)
tanya on ze left and my sis on ze right...
and finnally.. i am going to introdce me.. yes me!! lol heres me in a pic....
dont i look prettttttyyyyyy?? lol no... these are the only two pikx of me that i like.. lol oh well
im goin now have fun wiv sum narugaa!!!
